Why Xmas trees are better than men:
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks pretty.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one
of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears
out.
9. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.
11. It's always there to light up your life.
12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.
15. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all
year.
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks pretty.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one
of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears
out.
9. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.
11. It's always there to light up your life.
12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.
15. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all
year.
2 comments:
Hi lady, I do not usually like the joke-things such as "why a beer is better than a woman" etc.
But for some reason this one struck me as prety funny.
WTH, as long as YOU like it, I am happy for you!.
thanks for the Grins, OB.
A Rebuttal to Why Xmas trees are better than men:
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
1. And I'm not?
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
2. Very true, but why are you complaining about your
guy having a large cock?
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
3. Once again, so do I.
4. A Christmas tree always looks pretty.
4. I thought you didn't like pretty boys. :-p
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
5. How do you know that? Haven't you ever seen a poor
little tree standing with a group of bigger trees?
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
6. Are you saying my balls aren't cute?!
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one
of its balls.
7. You ball busting bitch! :-P
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears
out.
8. Ahem, do I need to bring up your throwing guys out
of your house in the middle of the night? :-p
9. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
9. I think you're mistaking men with women here. :-p
10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.
10. And yet they still manage to shed half their
needles on the floor.
11. It's always there to light up your life.
11. But can it cuddle?
12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
12. Um, but you implied above that you always wanted
it turned on!
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
13. But we use that gas to warm the bed at night for
you!
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.
14. But that's the only thing it can do to you!
15. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all
year.
15. See response to number 8. :-p
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