Thursday, December 28, 2006

Adult pictures



I’m not sure if any of you have noticed the vanishing pictures on blogs forums and community pages. It seems the almighty internet gods have decided that places such as photo bucket, image shack and the like are breaking the compliance law 2257 which is resulting in nightmare for people who like to post their ‘adult based’ pictures to forums and personal websites. I’ve had NON nude pics taken down because I was holding a stock whip next to a topless male.
In my travels I came across this site piccastle.com and thought I post the link. Pixcastle is a free adult image hosting company for galleries, TGPs, message boards, blogs, photo albums, as well as for any other adult site with nude or sex content. They host your banners and avatars too! You can easily upload, categorize, add titles and delete images as needed. Direct hotlinking is allowed! (codes even supplied )
Simple registration is required to get started. Your adult related images will be web hosted on a FreeBSD powered dedicated server network. They host three reasonably priced packages..One being FREE or I wouldn't of even of bothered mentioning it LOL I’m still on a search for a adult video clip host similar to youtube as they also are currently removing content based on our lifestyle (or so I have been told) I did read that Destiny and chance have also had to re-edit video footage due to the same reasons. which was such a pity as the orginal was ever so well made and didnt overly seem to break any nudity laws in my opinion.
Hope this helps others as it has helped me

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Christmas wishes

adapted from "Elise's" orginal M/f version to F/m
posted below (written in 1999)


T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the domain,
Not a subbie was stirring, they were tied down with chain.
The Floggers were hung by the St A’s cross with care,
In hopes that the Miss Nick soon would be there.

The subbies were nestled all snug in their cage beds,
While visions of Cumming danced in their heads.
MissB in her ‘leather’, and I in my slave cap,
Had just settled down for long sessions slap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my binds to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open my chains and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my waking eyes should appear,
But a glistening sleigh, and eight rain-slave-deer.

With a Dominant driver, so beautiful and stern,
I knew in a moment it must be Miss Nick.
More rapid than eagles her pony deer boys came,
And she whipped them, and ordered, and called them by name!

"Now slaveDasher! ,slaveDancer! now, slavePrancer and Vixen!
On, slaveComet! On, subbieCupid! on, on Bonner and Bitchin!
To the top of the dungeon! to the punishment wall!
And I’ll redden you bottoms should one of you fall!

As terrified tears before the cat-o-nine flow,
When they meet with an obstacle, gather courage and go
So up to the dungeon-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex Toys, and Miss Nicky too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of eight slave hoove.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
In thru’ the door came, Miss Nick with a bound.

She was dressed all in leather, from her head to her boots,
And her clothes were all studded and buckled to suit.
A bundle of sextoys she had flung on her back,
And she looked very menacing, just opening her pack.

Her eyes-how they glowed with a definite glower,
Her countenance cold, and I quite felt her power.
Her sternly set mouth bespoke no reprieve,
For the unlucky subbie, which was causing her grieve.

she was lean, stern and fit, quiet the Domme of my dreams.
And I wanted to serve her ,Ohh to be hung from the beams
She looked down upon me, with a turn of her head,
She made my soul soar, while my heart filled with dread.

she spoke not a word, but put me straight to her work,
she watched me in silence, idly tapping her quirt.
‘heel me” she commanded, the lone words she would say,
And strutted out the door as I rushed to obey!

she sprang to her sleigh, to her team, gave a whack,
pulled me across her knee, and gave a sharp smack.
But I heard her exclaim, ‘tonight we shall lesson’,
"Happy Christmas to all, I’m off for a session!"


orginal version by 'Elise'

'Twas the (BDSM) Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain,Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain)The shackles were hung by the chimney with care,And the St. Andrews cross stood empty and bare.The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of floggers danced in their heads;The Dom in his leather, and I in my slave cap,Had just settled down after getting our whacks.When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I crept from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew very quickly.Tripped over some handcuffs and cursed soft and thickly.The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the luster of mid-day to objects below,When, what to my sleep-crusted eyes should unfurl,But a miniature sleigh, pulled by eight pony girls,With a Dominant driver, so forbidding and stern,I knew in a moment I'd a great deal to learn.More rapid than eagles his pony girls came,And he whipped them, and shouted, and called them by name;"Now, dashslave! now, danceslave! now, pranceslave and switch!On, subbie! on slavegirl! on, slavepet and bitch!To the top of the porch! to the training room wall!And I'll redden your bottoms, should one of you fall!As terrified tears before the cat-o-nine flow,When they meet with an obstacle, gather courage and go,So up to the house-top the pony girls flew,With the sleigh full of sex toys, and the Dominant too.And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roofThe prancing and pawing of pony girl boots.As I drew in my head with a sense of forbode,In through the front door the Dominant strode.He was dressed all in black, from his head to his feet,And his clothes were all studded, leathered and neat.A bundle of sex toys he had flung on his back,And he looked very menacing opening his pack.His eyes, they were hard with a definite glowerHis countenance cold, and I quite felt his power.His sternly set mouth bespoke no reprieve,For the unlucky subbie who caused him to grieve.The goatee he sported lent a devilish airAs did the slight spatter of gray in his hair.He had strong pectorals and a muscular torso.That hardened and flexed and gave force to each blow.He was lean, stern and fit, quite the Dom of my dreams,And I wanted to serve him, so went down on my knees.He looked down upon me, with a turn of his head,He made my soul tremble while my heart filled with dread;He spoke not a word, but put me to straight to work,He watched me in silence, idly tapping his quirt."Heel me," he commanded, the lone words he would say,And he stalked out the door as I rushed to obey.He sprang to his sleigh, to his team cracked the whip,Pulled me 'cross his knee, where i hung scared and limp.And he whispered to me, "I shall teach you a lesson.Happy Christmas, new slave; tonight we shall session."

Thursday, December 14, 2006

silly quizs


You scored as The Trainer. You're a teacher, a trainer.
You can take any man on the planet and transform him into Your personnal slave. You use punishments and rewards intelligently.
You want Your slave to always improve himself and to be the best slave he can be. And You want him to be well mannered and totally respectful.

Teasing and "bitchy"

95%

The Trainer

95%

Kinky and sex driven

93%

Lifestyler

89%

Sadistic but indulgent

88%

Psychologist

75%

Possessive and controlling

69%

Cold and distant

66%

The Player

65%

Loving, caring and with submissive tendencies

65%

Humiliatrix

58%

Fussy and demanding

56%

Extremely sadistic, twisted and pitiless

46%

Female supremacist

28%

Which kind of Domme are You?
created with QuizFarm.com



I got this quiz from a link on Richards and alexandras site and thought.. WTH.. I'm borred and its in front of me.(sorry but i can't find the orginal link)
Alexandra stated on her results, its one of the better ones. I would have to agree I found the results to be very close to my nature and almost a perfect fit. I loved the result... Loving, caring and with submissive tendencies...I guess that is kind of in tune with a previous point I was trying to make and maybe were my term 'sexually dominant' may come into play. I work as children's Aide so the Dominate personality sometimes has to take a backseat and I choose to stay 'along side' the children but now thinking about it after this quiz maybe I do show submissive tendencies around children. Its funny how the results of a stupid fun little quiz can some times shine a whole new light.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Why Xmas trees are better than men:


Why Xmas trees are better than men:

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4. A Christmas tree always looks pretty.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one
of its balls.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears
out.

9. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

10. You only have to feed/water it once a week.

11. It's always there to light up your life.

12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.

13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.

14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

15. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all
year.

Monday, December 4, 2006

TAGGED



Hmmm ok Saratoga tagged me so here it goes <LINK>


I have a phobia of squirrels. yes I know you can tell me they cute. but I disagree they are abhorrent little critters from hell. My frequent trips to Europe have been known to cause distress over them. Why do I fear them I have no idea. I have never been hurt by one they just make me break out in cold sweat, I can’t move or breathe. My only other phobia is heights yet I can fly a plane.

I can’t fully digest meat so I can only eat small portions of it.


I have a been known to be late for appointments because I can’t leave dishes on the sink, They have to be washed and put away...even a coffee cup can’t be left if I’m leaving the house. I find if it’s not done I get cranky for the rest of the day (yes I know I’m a control freak)

I have a morning ritual of not talking to anyone till my curtains are open, and I’ve had my coffee. and I mean anybody, Even if the house was burning down you’d be ignored till coffee has past my lips.

Gawd this is hard I wrote a list awhile back off 50 things about me and I don't want to double up LOL Ohhh I know rugs and floor mats with tasseled ends drive me batty the tassels have be straight, I will brush them a few times a day to keep them straight...I fixed the problem I no longer have tasseled mats.

I file every thing...every thing has a place...and I’m label happy in my office...muck up my office area you will die...But everything ‘marked’ Bonnie personal gets thrown into a box...I like to go through it very so often and remember the concerts or theatre, birthday cards and if its in order it kills the pleasure.

I tag
LadyH
oldbear
MissLaurasboy
jssubc and Mistressjen (two for one)
Tom Alan

Sunday, December 3, 2006

the POWER of shoes




I was reading Catwoman Blog entry on shoes it got me thinking how much do I flirt and use my sexual power outside of my D/s relationship. While discussing this with my darlin’ Oz, I was surprised to hear him say you’re a flirt you have men tripping over in the street to get a look at you when you turn it on...well I guess I do play it a little as any woman will tell you, high heels have powerful impacts on men. I often find myself adjusting straps on sandals or running my hands up calf muscles I find I do this almost subconsciously. its as through ‘it’ turns on in me subconsciously, and I have no control half the time. I’m not even aware I flick my hair, sway my hips or pick my clothing to appeal to the opposite sex but I guess I must LOL.
So I decided to do little experiment. I went to local shops in non alluring clothing and flat shoes and then followed this up by a Hey look at me outfit. I took along a girls favorite handbag, a gay male friend for his input on my behavior. I guess what I wanted to discover was I ‘turning it on” or was it visually aided by shoes/outfit
I was surprised to find that my little tricks worked in any clothing that in fact I could make a man walk into things... even in sports leisure wear. but I will add they did more damage when confronted with heels.
It was then he gave me a compliment ..girl friend you have the confidence inside you what wear doesn't make an iota of difference men can smell a sexually confidant woman and drawn to it. guess I always knew this but it was nice to hear.